Going Commando (Women)
Athletic Heather / S
$54.00
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Going Commando (Women)
$54.00
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Description
That split-second moment right after bath time or a diaper change when the clothes come off and pure, unfiltered liberation takes over. Every home has a fearless speedster who treats wearing clothes as entirely optional—zooming through the hallway on a high-stakes mission the moment they break free. Whether it's a toddler sprinting away mid-outfit change, a kid who strips down the second they walk through the front door, or a parent who just wants to lounge in total comfort, the call of absolute freedom is universal.
A witty, affectionate homage to post-bath zoomies, bare-bottom escapes, and the joyful chaos of wild, unbothered living.
👕 The Soft Stuff
Cloud-Soft & Skin-Safe: Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton for an ultra-gentle feel against sensitive skin. (Heathers blend in soft poly for durability).
Featherlight & Breathable: A lightweight, airy knit designed for everyday play and endless snuggles. (Lighter colors feature a breezy, semi-sheer finish).
Built for Real Life: Pre-shrunk with durable side-seams so it keeps its cozy fit and shape, wash after wash.
A witty, affectionate homage to post-bath zoomies, bare-bottom escapes, and the joyful chaos of wild, unbothered living.
👕 The Soft Stuff
Cloud-Soft & Skin-Safe: Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton for an ultra-gentle feel against sensitive skin. (Heathers blend in soft poly for durability).
Featherlight & Breathable: A lightweight, airy knit designed for everyday play and endless snuggles. (Lighter colors feature a breezy, semi-sheer finish).
Built for Real Life: Pre-shrunk with durable side-seams so it keeps its cozy fit and shape, wash after wash.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.